"Tom Waits only drinks whiskey because the whiskey keeps him from chewing on the glass bottle. he inadvertently created cogs and gears when making a sandwich. when he sees a kid, he bends a penny with his back molars for him or her as a keepsake. his house is made of cardboard but rain doesn't dare fall upon it. he is the most interesting man."
"Only tom waits could record the sound of bile."