luni, 2 februarie 2009

Charles Bukowski povesteste

One morning i woke up with the worst hangover i ever had in my entire life (...) and i'm sitting at the window, trying to get some air and all of a sudden a man comes down, he's got a necktie on, neatly nodded, he seems to be going in slow motion. A body doesn't fall very fast... So i hallered to the bathroom, i said: "Hey Jane! Guess what?". She says: "Yeah, what is it?". I said:" The strangest thing just happened. A human body just dropped by the window. He was all lined up and he was dropping through the air". She said: "Ah, bullshit". I said: "No, no, it really happened. I'm not making it up. Come to the window, stick your head out and look down." She said: "Alright.Here i come." She came, stuck her head out the window and all i heard was : "OH GOD ALMIGHTY!" . Then she ran to the bathroom and started pucking and i just sat there and said: "I told you so baby." Then I got to the fridge, got a beer, I felt better, you know?

4 comentarii:

  1. mi se pare o terapie viabilă. să vezi un om murind ca să-ţi revii oleacă.
    nu vreau să par cinic, adică, ăla tot moare, doar că eşti şi tu acolo şi-l vezi. dacă tot o face, măcar să ajute cu ceva, nu?

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  2. IOANE,tu ai plange ca o fetita si te-ar marca asa tare ca probabil ai innebuni....si daca o cunosti ,pe pers respectiva si ti-e draga ce o sa spui:"mama ce bine ca ai murit,desi erai mai de folos in viata,e bine ca ma ajuti si acum??!!" manu

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  3. MANUELO, du-te şi mai uită-te la un sezon din dragoste şi putere

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  4. eu nu ma uit da poate mi-l povestesti tu ;)

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